Clever Employee Mocks Karen With Bogus "Left-Handed Bag" Promotion

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    Font - 9 r/pettyrevenge · Posted by u/Darkingnight 11 hours ago The Karen with the lefthanded bag. I was working at a Tim Horton's in my youth (think 19-20 years old) and I prided myself on polite and courteous service. I was always cheerful and tried my best to fill orders promptly. I managed this by telling myself that even the worst customer could just be a normal person on the most terrible day of their life. I usually brightened peoples days and saw many grumpy people leave happier because
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    Font - I was dealing with a lunch rush, which means for several hours people stream in as if food and drink had never existed, and will never exist again. So there were a LOT of people to get through. A LOT. So under these conditions The Karen showed herself. She was belligerent, rude, and had a truly MASSIVE order to fill. Nothing I couldn't handle. However, she had several drinks ordered (think 8 different beverages), and she had 3 dozen donuts. Which is fine (nothing out of the ordinary) but,
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    Font - Then we get to check out. I start to ring her up. She changes her order (third time) again and wants to add 4 sandwiches. I say "Ma'am, could we ring the drink and donuts through first? Until I ring you through completely it ties up a cash register." The Karen screeches "I WON'Y PAY MORE TAXES ON MY ORDER! YOU WON'T CHEAT ME!!" I stare rather dumbfounded at this logic. I tried to argue with her saying, "Ma'am this won't increase your taxes it's just faster..." The Karen interrupts "No I W
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    Font - The Karen smugly chides and reproaches me while I make her order telling me, "You're making the sandwich wrong!" and tries several times to order me about as if I were a complete idiot. As I'm finishing my second sandwich for this woman I am getting irritated with her attitude. I (still politely) inform her that I have to assemble the sandwiches in a certain order. I even have a physical chart to follow. I could get fired for not following the chart. She harumphs at me, while muttering un
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    Font - Smacking my head I say "Oh! I almost forgot!" The Karen grumbles " Forgot what?" I say, "Well, we have a new promotional offer and I almost forgot to ask you about it! You see Tim Horton's has been doing ergonomic studies and, has found that right handed people, and left handed people hold bags differently." The Karen look interested, so I continue "So with these findings they designed ergonomic bags for their customers as a promotional offer. Would you like to participate?" The Karen Huf
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    Font - The added cherry? I heard her complaining about her "lefthanded" bag to her friend as she walked out with her order and the confused look on the friends face was priceless as this woman bitched and moaned about this completely made up problem. I never did anything like this before or since. She was a special kind of asshole. The Karen with the lefthanded bag.
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    Gesture - Angry-_-Crow · 4h The Emperor's New Elethes Sandwich Bag 30 Reply Share .. Darkingnight OP · 4h That's delightful. I love it ^_^

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